sniffing:

when you hear someone talking bad about something you like

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(via tyleroakley)

thatfunnyblog:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

thatfunnyblog:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

(Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via tyleroakley)

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

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iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME 

(Source: iswearimnotnaked, via tyleroakley)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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